Diddy’s Bandwidth

By now, you’ve probably read the indictment against Sean Cuff Daddy Combes.  There’s a press release from the Southern District of New York which links the indictment.  In the week since his arrest he has had two bail hearings and both were denied.  At age 54, it is likely that even the lowest sentence would result in life without parole. People do not age well in prison, if at all.

In short, the indictment states that for a couple of decades, Diddy has been having parties he called Freak-Offs.  He would often drug people unknowingly with Xanax. Ecstasy and GHB to reduce opposition. IV fluids were often administered for exhaustion after parties. I worry about people who offer too many personal details on the internet but please let me assure you that I have never had so much sex that I required IV fluids.

But there’s more. Diddy had AK style weapons with the serial numbers scratched off which probably voided the warranty among other things. There were drugs seized during raids on his Miami and California homes. And there were cameras – lots of cameras. It is reported, although I haven’t been able to verify it, that there were 15 years of video. I don’t know everyone thinks the baby oil is the most significant thing raided from his homes but there were about 1,000 bottles.

Since all the initial drama took place, many more disturbing rumors and conspiracy theories have come to light.  

• Everyone who is well known with the possible exception of Pope Francis has been sighted at a Diddy Party.
• The mother of three of Diddy’s children was reported to written the beginning a book even though she’s been dead for some time. Coincidentally, someone saw fit to publish it just as Diddy was getting his fingerprints made. There are several versions with the same title but each is attributed to a different author. After it was published, it was taken off of Amazon due to his children’s statement that their mother never wrote a book but a quick check reveals Amazon is once again selling it.
• There is a video of a woman speaking in a strangely affected voice and accent detailing all sorts of deviant acts.  It was disturbing to watch so the only thing I will say about it is that she mentioned goats.
• Diddy and his friends are all operatives of the FBI or CIA.  Please tell me what they could have to offer?  Is this really the reason why the Department of Homeland Security raided his homes instead of the FBI?  (I think not but who am I?)  Perhaps Diddy is instrumental in the Mideast conflict?
• Adrenochrome was used at these parties.  Adrenochrome is allegedly derived from human blood and is reported to cause hallucinations and healing.  This is a stark lie fueled by QAnon and other conspiracy groups. Take my advice.  Should anyone, other than a licensed medical professional, offer you blood or blood products, refuse the offer adamantly.  (Don’t you think that Blood Banks would be targets of theft if this were true?)
• There have been very convincing AI videos and photos and some not so convincing badly photoshopped photos of people singing or getting cuddly with Diddy.  If you see one of King James, count his fingers.

The most disturbing part of the Diddy scandal might be the constant demand for the tapes.  What is it that these people want to see?  The feds usually arrest people for child pornography and now they want the feds to release them?  Distributing child pornography is about as vile as one can get. If you’re interested in watching those tapes, check yourself.  If you’re still interested, check yourself into a locked facility. 

I think the tapes might be Diddy’s defense.  He’s refusing a plea deal which will force a trial that cannot take place without witnesses and evidence.  Diddy is issuing an unspoken threat that if anyone testifies against him, compromising videos will be part of the trial.  Even if sworn to secrecy, there will be a lot of people who see them and what they see will be worth big money to some ‘journalist’ looking for a scoop. How do you choose 12 jurors, a court reporter, the bailiff, a judge and all the attorneys are going to keep silent when someone is waving a big check at them.

It is worth noting, as a huge basketball fan, photos of LeBron James in the French Maid outfit were deemed to be AI and his tweet stating that he ‘had a feeling today would be the day…’ cannot be verified and has not been reported on any reputable news station or site.

The quote from LeBron is from TheNBACentel and features a logo that is representative of neither The Lakers or the NBA.

According to the federal documents, Diddy did indeed do a Bad Thing although everyone is innocent until proven guilty.  Making it worse by embarrassing people and adding to the ruination of their careers is reprehensible.  What legal activities consenting adults engage in at parties is up to them. Rape and assault of drugged victims is not for public viewing and it is not the role of the feds to share the tapes with us. Diddy still has serious weapons and drug charges included in the indictment.  I wonder if the people involved in the sex tapes could be spared.  Because we all know Diddy is a freak.